Wondering what the going price for a KOLONKO otherwise known as prostitute was, a friend and i decided to do an experiment….try to pick one up from Lumley Beach Strip.
We pulled up in the car and two girls ran up to the window. I was on the passenger side, meaning I had to do the negotiations
ME: How are you?
KOLONKO #1: fine
KOLONKO #2: We kin get ride go paddy’s
ME: Are you working?
KOLONKO #1: Yes I am.
ME: Well How much for the two of us?
KOLONKO #1:Make ah cam inside di motocar
ME: No, i need to know how much
KOLONKO #2: Na joke dem day joke ya….Na im man dan day
ME: I’m asking for the both of us. I’m serious. I want to have a good time
KOLONKO 1: Fifty Thousand (50)
ME: For the two of us?
KOLONKO #1: Yes…..what do u want massage?
ME: No, I want u to do the both of us. I cant pay you that much just for a massage
KOLONKO #1: you want suck?
ME: Yes I do for him. Have you ever been with two people? A man and a woman?
KOLONKO #1: Yes…two people…i have done it
ME: Do you have a Condom?
ME: Do you always use it?
KOLONKO: Yes….all the time
ME: Let me see
…..she takes out the condom and shows it to me………..
ME: Okay well we’ll come back. We’re just driving around for now not ready to go home
KOLONKO: please take us now….give us a ride to paddy’s
ME: No we cant…..some other time. Anyway how old are you
ME: You’re too young for me. Where are you from?
KOLONKO2: Aberdeen RD
ME: Okay we have to go now but next time
My friend and I ride off into the sunset…..me feeling very pleased with myself for having the courage to investigate Kolonko prices. I did it all for you.
To summarize…..KOLONKO’S USE CONDOMS, THEY MAY BE LIBERIAN, AND IT COST 50,000 LEONE FOR THE NIGHT…..TWO PEOPLE ACCEPTABLE…..YOU DONT HAVE TO BRING YOUR OWN CONDOM!!!!!!!!